What ever happened to “dates”?



All everyone talks about now is fucking. Oh you’re sexy I wanna plow you. What about, “you are beautiful, let me take you out sometime?” I am tired of everyone wanting to just bust a nut. Romance is amazing. Keep it classy people, ask for dates instead of sex

i like dates. even if its just a friend date. dates are nice.

And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you.

lntroduction (via timid)

So will I

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Truth of the matter is….liquor makes me an emotional mess. I need to meet someone who can settle my wild ass down…..



Do you ever look at someone and think….I bet they are really boring in bed?

I’m pretty sure I do that on a daily basis.


Idea: send me your number on anon. We text for two days, no name, no picture, just talking. We see if we’d be friends from getting to know one another. On day three you send me a picture and your name.



i’ll finger fuck you under the table at a restaurant then lick my fingers when I’m done I don’t give a fuck

fuuuuck yes okay




He also mentioned in this that minorities, (both during and after the draft) are disproportionately effected by America’s wars.

Wait… is that Ron Paul?

Yeah. Leftists don’t give him enough credit.

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monkeys are better parents than white people

"Get yo lil ass back here and siddown somewhere"

Momma ain’t even have to move or look side ways good to snatch that baby up.

better than white people?what the and why the, fuck? country pisses me off. We’e literally all of the same flesh and blood and bones, yet the ignorance of our modern culture prevails above all. In fact so ignorant that people with black skin are forgetting the lessons in history of where racism and hatred leads

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